A great trail, a “Sorry-sore back; It’s a shocking/know your war movies” run, from our favorite heavyweight hares, DDT and Joe Shlomo, that took us through rice paddies across many bridges in Touliu.
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First timers Anelle, Zuzana, Gene, Stephen, Robert, and Chelsea shared a drink. Second timers Tarcy and Taryn also shared a drink. There were four third timers-Liz, Holly, Steve, and Wen. Liz was named Red Light Groove due to her former employment and a run in with Bruce Campbell. Holly was named Jugosaurus Rex for her small stature and ample bosom. In a first for our hash, Steve was given a name and a gesture. He was named Adder Bladder (limp wrist) for his love of snakes, his tendency to act a bit gay, and those occasional moments when he pisses himself. Wen was named I Remember Wench since she doesn’t seem to have done anything crazy or memorable on the hash, plus she really hates it when Holy Shit calls her wench. Congrats and a deafening On On to all. Our hares drank for a successful run, and we welcomed back all those who had left the island.
CBB had the men’s hashit. He nominated Mexican Dope for being pulled by his own dog, first timer Robert for his ripped hat, and Cunnilinguini for not knowing what to hold. Obviously, we had to give her something to hold. BBB had the women’s hashit. She nominated BNJ for his inability to spell, Adder Bladder for skipping, and herself for being the only hasher who didn’t have shades. BNJ won.
General penalties kicked off with Fucking Retard for not knowing to cross the T at the start. CBB was quickly penalized for thinking FR was one of the hares. FR returned for his pregnancy bump jacket which protected his precious baby phone. Sheetstain was called up for violently stealing Red Light Groove’s beer. FR drank again for not inspiring Cunnilinguini to “hold it.†FR and Mexican Dope were tagged by the fashion police, aka Adder Bladder. Stuck On Top was caught diving for synthetic lube in the dirt. A whistle check revealed that half the group had nothing to blow. Budapus, Joe Shlomo, and Mexican Dope drank for their respective 10 runs. DDT and Jugosaurus Rex shared a “grumpy†moment. Several name abuse down downs followed. Boner Bender was called up for dressing Taiwanese. We took a quick break to figure out the war movie names debacle. All of the runners shared a drink for not being able to catch the hares who were suffering from hangovers and bad ankles. First timer Chelsea was tagged for wearing her shades long after the sun had started setting. Mexican Dope found himself on the wrong side of the river again. He’ll figure it out eventually. BBB was called out by Sheetstain for not drinking beer, which turned into a Penis Cup offense when her jacket blocked DDT’s view of her hot body. Sheetstain wanted a drink, and called out Kalahari Princess for not calling him out as promised. Adder Bladder attempted to make a speech, but we quickly shut that down. All those leaving the island drank, followed by all those hashed in jeans. Dinner was a delicious affair that ended with some of us storming the stage to sing and Sheetstain jamming on lead guitar.
Next run is on March 2nd due to February 23rd being a working day for many. After that, we will resume regular hashing on the last Saturday of every month beginning on March 30.
One announcement: the 2013 AIR Hash (All Island Run) will be on April 20 in Miaoli. I don’t have many details yet, but I will hopefully have more by the next hash.
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