Douliu Hash #38, held during beautiful weather (actually, a bit too hot) on September 29, 2012 was a bit of an odd one for our group. Used to larger groups of 20-30 people, the Tainan Beach Olympics took most of the crowd away and we were left with just 8 hashers. Still, the has must go on, and DDT took us on a scenic 5.5km trail that meandered through city, field, city again, and forest before ending up at a small temple. From there, we moved to one of our favorite restaurants to hold down downs and enjoy a nice dinner around a single table.
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After everyone arrived safely (and some very drunkenly) at the finish, we moved to a local restaurant for down downs. Getting right into it, congratulating DDT on another successful hare run. This month, we only had one first timer up from Chiayi, Pat, who quickly got into the spirit of things by downing a beer but would later start drinking water. There were no second timers, but there was a lone third timer, Rachel.
It was very difficult to find a good name for Rachel, not because of the scarcity of information but because of the wealth of it. She actually came to the hash with a list of life stories and events that she thought might influence her name. Among these was her church choir nickname, “White Chocolate,” a “Vacuum list” between her Spanish roommate and her of people they would like to have do housework naked, the “Ruby Falls Incident,” wherein on a tour, she had her brother look out for people while she shit in a trash can. Afterward, the tour guide said he hoped she’d had a “moving experience.” Additionally, she studies martial arts and Shakespeare in her free time and she’s never lost a belching content (which she proved by upping DDT quite handily without any preparation.
All in all, we went back and forth for a while before settling on BBB as her nickname. If you can think of any three words that start with B (The Bard of Belching Bottoms, Big Belching Bitch, Banging BuxiBum), that would be a fine name for her. If you see her, buy her a beer, congratulate her, and welcome her to the Douliu Hash.
With that, we went to the hashits. BBB, holding the women’s hashit, came up with a few nominations among the meager pickings of hashers, among them Four Stiff and Wrinkles, but in the end she ended up getting the women’s hashit back again for being such a well-prepared hasher.
SGT, holding the men’s hashit, came up with a few good nominations, among them BBB for bringing a list of name material, CBB for attemping to shortcut and failing, and DDT, for giving somewhat ambiguous directions to the start. In the end, CBB won the hashit and will retain it next month.
We had a few welcome backs. Four Stiff is back from her trip to Beaverton, Oregon, and BetelNut Jizz was almost back from a flight that he almost managed to take. To be fair, BNJ has never truly “been there” or here and seemed to be pretty drunk and clocked out throughout most of the down down.
-ANNOUNCEMENTS-
The Kaohsiung HHH are having their family run on Nov. 3rd & 4th somewhere in the Chiayi mountains. It’s possible that DDT and SGT will be going up for the Saturday night only, so if you are interested, please let us know.
With that out of the way, we got into general penalties, of which there were relatively few given the small crowd. After a few minutes of puzzlement, DDT called up BNJ and BBB for completely forgetting the date for the KHHH family run even though we had mentioned it about 6 times in the last 3 minutes. Indeed, this would mark the start of BNJs downfall.
SGT nominated himself, BBB, CBB, and 1st-timer Pat up for a drink, for it was the first time in a long time that the American hashers outnumbered the South African hashers. Meanwhile, BBB and BNJ got up for another down down for failing to pay attention again. BBB, meanwhile, had two down downs. One, she drank out of the Boob Mug, because there was a Boob, a Boob, and a Beer. The second she drank out of the Penis Mug, because there was a Ball, a Ball, and a Boner. She was a good sport about it – you can see the photo gallery for some shots.
After that, there were several name abusing down downs (mostly for BNJ), and several down downs for being retarded (mostly for BNJ). BNJ, thoroughly drunk, forgot that he had a date with some girl at 7 p.m. and managed to get whisked off by Four Stiff while we sat around and had a nice dinner. Afterwards, there was a small, quiet on after at Roxy’s Bar before most of the crowd headed back to Chiayi.
The next run is October 27. Addtionally, the November hash will be another milestone: Hash #40! You don’t want to miss it!
ON ON!
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