“My left leg is slightly longer than my right leg, so obviously I got my left leg from my dad and my right leg from my mom.”
“Why don’t you go hang the Mexican head cutter-offers?”
“The Germans don’t have a queen. They just have a list of their dead.”
“Actually, Ryan is married… to his wife.”
I’m not going to abide by you cuntishnothingness.”
“I want to roll th dice because I figured out it’s a matter of chance.”
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