A few weeks late, here, but on with the show.
DDT was the lone hair for this run. He celebrated another successful hare run before giving way to visiting Kaohsiung hasher Lawrence of a Labia and our own Kiwi Cunt Guzzler, both of whom had been off the island since their last hash. SGT had problems with names right off the bat and ended up downing a few beers to help loosen his tongue.
We also welcomed a few Hsinchu hashers, among them some first and second timers, but also a third timer, Lucy! Her boyfriend gave us some very interesting information about her, including embarrassing nipple slips and getting peeked on by pervies in cheap hotels. As such, we gave her the hash name Peekaboo!
Moaning Grinder and Rommel Router (back from the dead?) were caught abusing hasher’s names. The women’s hashit was passed on to Absolut, for wearing slippers and men’s boxer shorts on trail. The men’s hashit was passed on it Natural Orgasm and Peekaboo for not properly “wearing” their drinks.
-ANNOUNCEMENTS-
From now on, the Douliu Hash will meet on the LAST SATURDAY of every month. We are doing this to accommodate the Kaohsiung and Taichung hashes. Remember – the LAST SATURDAY of every month. We will continue to meet at the Douliu Baseball Stadium at 1:00 p.m.
-GENERAL PENALTIES-
Rommel Router started off general penalties by more or less nominating himself. Since he hadn’t been on the hash in so long, he couldn’t remember anyone’s names and wanted a refresher.
SGT had a down down for Natural Orgasm, Moaning Grinder, and Four Stiff for not postmarking the first check. Rommel Router called for a whistle check and several hashers, including Peekaboo, had to drink. DDT came up with a nomination for Rommel Router and first-timer Dabao for their “silent connection” (RR’s Kaohsiung hash name is Tampon, which is a big bag – a “dabao”). SGT countered with a down down for Lawrence of a Labia and RR for the same connections.
First-timer Caleb, visiting KCG from New Zealand, received a down down for bestial canoodling with Roxy. SGT had a down down for 1st-timer Jane for getting the day off from working the rice fields to come hash (see the pictures). DDT gave LOL an Intrepid down down for missing the finish and somehow juggernauting his way through unmarked parts unknown.
Peekaboo gave a down down to her boyfriend, Andy, for spilling the secrets that lead to her hash name. Moaning Grinder gave DDT a down down for farting –pretty much a standing down down – DDT (hopefully he was downwind). Natural Orgasm had a down down for everyone that was topless, although she refused to go topless herself and join them for a drink. Absolut got called out for a hashit check and was found to come up hashit-less. LOL gave Four Stiff a down down for being such a good brewmeister and looking much much better than Tuna.
SGT nominated MG for procuring and painting the new Douliu Penis Mug. MG, meanwhile, gave KCG a nomination for his “front butt.” Finally, DDT gave Dabao a down down for having either the longest shorts or the shortest longs.
On on to run #25!
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