Tag: Douliu Hash House Harriers
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Douliu Hash 68 Run Report: Even Hello Kitty Will Puke
CBB and virgin hare Absolut unsuccessfully led us through an insanely adorable village. We were joined by Penis Fly Trap’s mom and Princess Date Rape’s parents. We had one third timer, Tamlin. After some truly half ass deliberation, we named her Anal Angel for her angelic but anal retentive nature. Whiteout had the women’s hashit. […]
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Douliu Hash 67 Run Report – Napoleon Took Away Your Winter
February brought us an unseasonably hot but perfumed trail from SGT and BBB. After welcome backs and birthdays, we got to third timer Rachel. The naming committee heard about her determination to make Richard come (to the hash) and decided that no further information was required. She will now be known as Makes Dick Come. […]
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Douliu Hash #66 Run Report: Goats Do Roam
DDT and Hot Wings proved their gymnastic abilities were way more developed than we would have guessed. No doubt leaping like gazelles across very narrow walkways, they successfully led us through muddy fields to those precious coolers full of beer. First timer Katie earned a turn at the penis cup since it was her birthday. […]
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Douliu Hash 65 Run Report: “Bleating Ox” Christmas Run
An excellent trail from Kalahari Princess, Joe Shlomo, and virgin hare Kebab Muncher that despite its name, had an apparent lack of animals. The successful hares shared a drink for one of the smallest hidden turns ever seen, followed by third timer Jennifer. Jennifer was trying to help Mother Sucker come up with an accurate […]
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Douliu Hash 64 Run Report: Tryptophan Nightmares
The dynamic duo of CBB and BBB (too many B’s) successfully brought everyone out of their Thanksgiving meal coma on the road to Renyitan in Chiayi. We had three third timers: Bill, Andrew, and Jeff. Bill is a man of many talents, but we noted that he was extremely protective of his tattoo, which led […]