Category: Overheard at Roxy’s

The Nile is the only river that flows downstream! Glenn: (holding Jagermeister) How many do you want? Man: Let me see… 1, 2, 3… 10!

Man, talking to one girl: “I’m not going to, but I want to have sex with you.” Man, turns and looks at another girl: “I want to have sex with you, too.”

“I only need my cellphone to call my Santiago.” “I have high morals. You can ask my wife and girlfriend.” “I’m sorry if I don’t know how to apologize.” “I don’t believe in anything written by man. Look it up!”

Man (to woman): I’ve noticed you’re almost finished with that drink. Woman: Yes. Man: Could you buy me one please?

(Stumbling in from outside) “You weren’t fucking kidding about that [Weston’s] cider!”