Category: Overheard at Roxy’s
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Overheard on March 8, 2012
“You’re the ‘potty training’ of understanding.”
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Overheard on Feb. 11, 2012
“I’ve been AIDS free since a month ago.”
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Overheard on February 2nd
Man 1: Can I get another gin and tonic? I’m celebrating. Glenn: What are you celebrating? Man 1: Sobriety.
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Overheard on November 5th, 2011
“My left leg is slightly longer than my right leg, so obviously I got my left leg from my dad and my right leg from my mom.” “Why don’t you go hang the Mexican head cutter-offers?” “The Germans don’t have a queen. They just have a list of their dead.” “Actually, Ryan is married… to […]
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Overheard in July
Evolution is bullshit because a Great Dane and Chihuahua can’t fuck. The Egyptians couldn’t have built the pyramids because they would have had to drill a hole.