DDT, SGA, and virgin hare Hot Wings took us on a night tour of the seedier side of Douliu for our very first night run.
Hot Poppa had the men’s hashit. He nominated himself and Glad 69 for their sorry attempts to guide each other. Glad 69 took the prize by virtue of being himself. Prickly Pear had the women’s hashit. She nominated Megapixel for making her dog gag, Shut the Fedora for trying to compete with the music from the temple, and Ninja Hooker for pissing on trail marks. Obviously, Ninja Hooker was nearly screaming for the hashit, so we gave it to her.
General penalties began with BBB for being a creature of the night in her Rocky Horror Picture Show dress. Kebab Muncher blew his whistle in front of the hospital despite warnings not to do so, consequently giving several octogenarians heart attacks. Shut the Fedora followed for managing to shimmy into a wall. CBB followed first timers and got exactly what he deserved: lost. Zamboner and Megapixel have 10 runs each. On on to 20! SGA was an unenthusiastic hare at the start, while her virgin cohare was unaware of the significance of a check. To round out their unimpressive start, none of the hares had enough chalk. BBB helped Glad 69 don his rainbow pride glow sticks in the bathroom without being bothered by the many people coming in to piss. Prickly Pear was teasing her hedgehog. We celebrated DDT’s 44th hare run. We let Ninja Hooker drink since she met real hookers on trail. (Who didn’t enjoy that, really?) The Right Kind of Wang was caught in his birthday suit by his landlady. BBB was so proud of her beer goggles that she was given an opportunity to test them out. Hot Wings earned a drink for wearing camo on a night run, because we’re committed to rewarding redundancy.
The next hash will be in Chiayi courtesy of CBB and virgin hare Right Kind of Wang this Saturday, September 27th. Meet at the back of the Chiayi train station at 1pm. On on!
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