The Douliu hash met up in Chiayi once again for another run in the beautiful spring weather brought to us by Crampee Buxibum. Runners and walkers enjoyed a 7.5km trail through city, country, bamboo, farms, and even through hell, ending up not too far from where we started.
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There were several first timers on the hash, including Malvin and Melanie, as well as Sabrina and Lien. Second timer Mariza was running the wrong way, but she did manage to find her way to the finish eventually (in a car!). There were no third timers, so we moved right into hashits. Jackoff the Outback did not have the men’s hashit, as he left it on the ground at the start and it was apparently stolen by Chinese tourists. Still, he nominated Joe Shlomo for leaving his dogs at the start and Glad 69 for getting lost during the convoy and exposing himself while sunbathing. I believe Jackoff was voted to keep the nonexistent men’s hashit as penance for losing it in the first place. Potty Mouth, who hadn’t managed to lose the women’s hashit, nominated Mariza for getting lost on trail, Serial Killer for assaulting a female to get her penis, and SGT for wearing thong-style flip flops. In an outrageous turn of events, SGT won and carried the women’s hashit in addition to his own.
DDT, Sleeping Dick, Private Dancer, and Potty Mouth all enjoyed a drink to welcome them back to the island before moving into general penalties. DDT was nominated for forgetting the hashits at Roxy’s; Joe Shlomo nominated CBB for using incorrect markings on trail; and White Out nominated Serial Killer for his limp wrist teasing. Kebab Muncher nominated Glad 69 for his “dick hole” in his shirt (easy access when your shirt is tucked in!), and CBB and Zamboner shared a drink for extending the hash ethos beyond the hash into the hockey rink; on that note, SGT nominated Glad 69 as the sole Canadian for Canada having beaten America in Olympic hockey twice.
DDT and Kebab Muncher were nominated for falling in the rice paddies (DDT on behalf of Wrinkles), while Kebab Muncher, Megapixel, and White Out were nominated for 69ing dogs. In other smelly news, SGT nominated CBB for offering up a very smelly trail that wound its way past a few stinky farms and several stinky creeks. On the international level, STD nominated Malvin and himself for a drink for a Belgian/German mixup; in her own German mixup, Megapixel was nominated for saying “Auschwitz!” when she meant to say “Auf Wiedersehen!” Finally, several hashers were nominated for canoodling amongst themselves, and several others were nominated for just being quiet during the down downs. With that, we retired to a nice restaurant to eat and drink our fill before settling off back to Douliu for a few drinks at the bar.
Next Douliu Hash is March 29 in Douliu! ON ON!
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