DDT and SGT took our biggest hash to date on “A Friggin’ Landslide” run into the mountains for a wild and very wet ride to celebrate our 50th run. We settled into down downs at Transworld in eager anticipation of the roasted pig. Our unsuccessful hares sullenly drank for getting caught by Cuntry Bushwacker. The armies of first, second, and third timers drank, followed by the hashits.
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Sheetstain had the men’s hashit. He nominated Red Light Groove for her weak hashit grab, CBB for airing everyone’s dirty laundry, and PFT for being completely upstaged by her mom. PFT won. Third timer Dan had the women’s hashit. He nominated Thumb Bum for touching a real penis, Cathy for grabbing the hashit a lot, and Adder Bladder for liking Celine Dion. Thumb Bum carried the day.
BBB shared a drink with Sheetstain to put an end to his complaints that she never drinks beer. The Itch drank for being impatient about receiving her 10 run patch. First timer Bobbi revealed that she was going commando. Lollipop-up was seen canoodling far from down downs but close to the roasting pig. Cuntry Bushwacker drank for planning to catch the hares for a year and a half. Clam Jam and Kalahari Princess each had 10 runs. Whiskey O’Clock was a nice guy grabbing beer for everyone. All of the runners who couldn’t find trail shared a drink. Janice and Bobbi were given honorary membership, as were visiting K-town hashers LOL and NO. There was definitely some canoodling going on in the back of Joe Shlomo’s car. Thumb Bum lost the hashit to BBB and Mexican Dope. The Itch drank for leaving Taiwan for a job and a boy. Motormouth and all those leaving the island shared a drink. We then stuffed our faces with delicious roast pig and assorted side dishes before heading back to Roxy’s.
P.S. A huge thank you to Moaning Grinder for all of her hard work. On On!
Next hash in Saturday, October 26. We’ll be hashing in Chiayi again! CBB, BBB, and The Itch have a wonderful trail lined up for us, I’m sure. Meet at the rear of the Chiayi Train Station by 1:00!
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