DDT and BBB led an improvised trail for those hardy souls who hashed post typhoon. The barely successful hares shared a drink, followed by welcome backs. First timers included Matt, Mike, Emma, and visiting hashers Color Palette and Gay Pride Parade. Second timers Dan and Tom shared a drink. Third timer Will was named Southern Discomfort for being a native of the south of England with an ulcer keeping him from consuming alcohol.
PFT had the women’s hashit. She nominated Mother Sucker for leaving her dehydrated, Dan for diving into a rice paddy, and G69 for promising to keep hashits away from respective asses. Dan won. G69 had the men’s hashit. He nominated AP for always going the wrong way, Pram Queen for wearing his Sunday best, and Mother Sucker for her see through outfit. Mother Sucker won.
AP and GPP were the first victims of general penalties for missing trail marks because they were too busy talking. Absolut followed for not knowing that the hash was still going on. Pram Queen thought following Dan shoeless into the mud was a good idea. PFT was seen waving the ladies’ hashit at the locals, and said that it was the closest she’d been to a penis in a long time. This was the first time that Tom wasn’t a complete fuckup on trail. Boner Bender had 20 runs. DDT had 50 runs. AP and L&F each had 10 runs. CBB told BBB that if she told him where the finish was, he would give her a bonus. A three-way down down followed when PFT and Mother Sucker wrestled for the hashit, and Pram Queen tried to help. Matt stole Southern Discomfort’s chair. Emma was fashionable with a raincoat and broken glasses. GPP had a “coq” on his shirt. Matt cam straight from the hospital checkup to the hash, and flew in from Liverpool the day before. G69 was compensating with a giant umbrella. Matt revealed that he would actually fuck himself if he could. The hares were called up for crossing out trail marks. Mother Sucker was dreaming about Tom. AP couldn’t stop himself from looking at Tom’s short shorts. Motormouth and Color Palette were too quiet. G69 was bitching about how slowly people were drinking their beer. Dan couldn’t figure out how to get the stash open while holding the hashit. Whiskey O’Clock and Pram Queen were making no effort. All of our bionic hashers shared a drink. G69 ran on the walker’s trail and stole a towel. Absolut said CBB’s armpit hair looked like a vagina and wanted to be sure that BBB wrote it down. Motormouth and GPP were neon visible. Finally, we gave Mother Sucker a fond farewell fuck-off.
Next hash is September 28! This will be run #50! We have a great trail set with a roast pig and plenty of beer and sides set for dinner afterwards! ON ON!
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