Douliu Hash #46 Run Report

DDT and virgin hare Hippie Christ Superstar took us over the river and through the woods in Yunlin County for “An Impaling Railing” Run. The successful hares shared a drink, followed by first and second timers. Third timer Georgia was named Penis Fly Trap after we learned that she refers to her snatch as a flower.

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Glad69 had lost the men’s hashit. He nominated CBB for his extra pre hash prep, BBB for knowing where to go, and SGT for sliding on his ass. Clearly, these were weak, so we gave it right back to him. Stuck on Top had lost the women’s hashit. She nominated Pram Queen for wasting beer, BNJ for his wimpy excuses and squirting sunscreen on PFT in the car, and PFT for saying all kinds of weird shit. Pram Queen won, followed by tons of name abuse from Boner Bender.

General penalties started with Glad69 for handing the hashit to second timer Erica so he could pee hands free. Pram Queen quickly lost the women’s hashit. PFT drank for saying she was too creamy to hug SGT. A “Juice vs. Jizz” debate ensued, with Jizz emerging as the clear winner. ClamJam was called up for wearing pants that looked like a peacock orgy. PFT tried to seduce us all with her bell peppers. Anyone was welcomed back to the hash. HCS was tagged for haring with tons of crap in his pockets and wearing a fedora. DDT and SGT shared a drink for having tits pointy enough to cut glass. Pram Queen was rewarded with a drink for keeping his “dick” in his pants against four women. Second timer Erica drank for dropping said “dick” because “last time it hurt.” The ladies were noted to be wearing quail egg blue. A hashit check sent Pram Queen and Glad69 to the front. The ladies made CBB happy by showing a lot of skin at Beach Olympics. Glad69 drank for following BBB just so he could have somebody to talk to. BBB’s hashpron was appreciated. Boner Bender and Mother Sucker were caught canoodling. DDT was called to account for an old hash mark that sent some of us on the runner’s trail.

The next hash will be on June 29th, with details to follow. On On!