Our hares, DDT and Paddy McGroin, led us on a short but beautiful and scenic trail through the wild country of Dapu, a short distance from Gukeng. The temperature and weather and was perfect and we had, unusual for us, a small group of about 13 people, most of which weren’t even from Douliu.
After letting our hares celebrate their success with a drink, we brought up our first timers: Katie, Sian, Chris, and Dan. They showed no problems in downing their beers – I think they’ll make successful hashers. Our second timers included David and Monique from Tainan and James. Finally, we had one third timer, Rhys. Since he absolutely adores The Beatles, we had to work that into his name. His friend Howard told us a story a couple of weeks ago about Rhys getting slapped in the face with a used condom, so obviously we had to use that was well. So, from now on on the Douliu Hash, Rhys shall be known as BeatleNutJizz (BNJ). May he wear the name well.
Bending Boners had the women’s hashit but supplied only one nomination (Chris, for stash abuse). She drank for her shortcomings and was made to sit down and think about it some more.
SGT had the men’s hashit and made three very reasonable nominations:
1) BNJ – For being simultaneously the most color coordinated and ridiculously dressed hasher on trail.
2) 2nd Timer James from not bring chalk and not marking trail (also getting lost)
3) SGT himself – For warning everyone not to step in the dogshit… and then stepping in the dogshit.
No surprises here, SGT retained the hashit easily and shall carry it next month.
Bending Boner’s managed to add one nomination to her list: James, from something or other, but again it was eventually it was decided that she should continue carrying the sacred dildo.
-ANNOUNCEMENTS-
The November Run (11/26) will be a normal run – Baseball Stadium at 1:00 p.m.
The December Run (12/31) will be a Red Dress Run/Pub Crawl. The tentative plan is to meet at Roxy’s around 6:00 p.m. in our red dresses and start the hash around 6:30 by making our way to 5 or 6 different bars around town. More plans will be forthcoming, so pay attention to this website for updates.
Douliu hash shirts are still available. All sizes – NT$350. They are high quality and comfortable – perfect for hashing. Support your hash ans buy one!
-GENERAL PENALTIES-
BNJ started off the general penalties by nominating… himself. Twice. For not being able to name people. This is a trend that would continue for the rest of the down downs. Monique, however, was able to nominate Dave for knocking down a tree using his superior qigong and Gongfu. James, meanwhile, attempted to nominate the hares, but it was, of course, declared weak and he had to drink.
SGT nominated Dan and Sian for being newcomers. They’ve been in Taiwan for 3 days and they’re already on their first hash! David, meanwhile, nominated Katie for coming the farthest – all the way from Kaohsiung – to hash with us because she and the Tainan crow said that the Kaohsiung Hash was “lame.” (Take that, FFF! 🙂
BNJ managed to win himself a few more drinks by not thinking before speaking and forgetting people’s names. Meanwhile, SGT called for a whistle check and both Taifeng and BNJ had to drink for not being prepared. Taifeng also had to drink have DDT nominated him for wearing a murse – a man purse.
DDT nominated Monique for having two ponytails of different lengths, although SGT surmised that perhaps Dan just pulls on one more than the other. Katie and Monique both took a few minutes to “make room” and came back to a welcome mug of cold beer for their efforts. Paddy McGroin attempted to nominate his cohare, DDT, but it was declared weak, so Paddy McGroin had to share a drink with DDT (if one hare drinks, they all drink!)
4Stiff had a welcome back drink after being abroad and missing two or three hashes. Crampee Buxibum was glad that he didn’t have to take over brewmeister duties again. James had a few more weak nominations and rink for them, swearing that “When I’m a hare, you guys will pay!” Meanwhile, BNJ managed to fumble a few more names and stumbled his way up and back for more drinks.
DDT mentioned that the sunset was extremely beautiful (it was), at which point BNJ attempted to nominate him for something or other, but it was declared weak by BNJ apparently hates nature. DDT nominated Paddy McGroin for going different speeds and skipping on trail, so both hares drank again, and first timer Chris enjoyed a drink for being too damn quiet at the down down.
Paddy McGroin celebrated his 10th run in the Douliu Hash – FIVE of those runs have been hare runs! That’s a hell of an accomplishment! DDT celebrated his 25th hare run (out of 28 runs!) On on to both of those hashers and more hare runs!
Next run will be November 26. We are always on the LAST SATURDAY of the month at the Douliu Baseball Stadium at 1:00 p.m. If you’d like to be a hare, get out and find a trail! ON ON!
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