Crampee Buxibum, Chia Pat Him Down, and BBB were physically impaired but successful hares in the slippery jungle in Zhongpu for Douliu Hash #45, “The Skeeter, The Geezer, and the Wheezer” run. Although the trail was a bit on the short side, no one was complaining after climbing to almost 600m! This was a a beautifully scouted trail that threw all the runners off with a slippery backtrack not 200m into the trail. Well done to the hares!
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First and second timers drank. We had four third timers. Seb wanted to be named Big Dick, so we named him Le Petit Baguette. Pat was named Teste Handler. Tarcy was named Sticky Wicket. Robert was named Glad69 for his wedding night shenanigans. Frozen Stiff was given honorary membership for dropping in from Thailand.
Playground Predator lost the women’s banana hashit to MSM. She nominated The Itch for cheating on trail, ClamJam for her ugly cake, and CBB for correcting her English. CBB won. The Itch had the other women’s hashit. She nominated Duchess Blowhole for taking a kick to the face, STI for farting, and DDT for offering to hold something for her. DDT won. STI had the men’s hashit. He nominated John Doe for wearing jeans, SGT for his thong sandals, and CPD for not knowing which way the runners should go even though he was a hare. CPD won.
General penalties kicked off with a double for BBB for reaching 10 runs and for almost shitting herself on the way to Miaoli. DDT drank in honor of his grandfather missing the Battle of the Somme due to catching a venereal disease. He will also be known as Drippy Dick of Touliu. The Itch and Playground Predator made Frozen Stiff happy because they were “chicks with dicks.â€Glad69 and second timer Chen drank for making the tent pop up with a long pole. Glad69 was also called out for making the trail slippery by pissing and spilling beer. The Itch kicked Duchess Blowhole in the face. RLG fell on her ass numerous times. HCS was called out for not giving us good weather. CBB scared himself with a palm frond and thought STI was out to get him. DDT trusted The Itch to hold his weight with a dog leash. AP refused to take Playground Predator’s “dick†up his ass. Motormouth drank for tricking his company to take the van to the hash. Sheetstain just wasn’t drunk enough. The Itch was unaware that STI was a teddy bear fucker. ASS called in a down down for hearing CBB in Kaohsiung. SS made sexy salsa and hummus. Elisa took a swig from the penis cup for her attempts at a French sausagefest. CBB gave STI something to blow but wasn’t satisfied. Mother Sucker and ClamJam were caught canoodling. HCS was seen bent over a bush. In the end, we overcame some sketchy soup for an awesome dinner.
On On!
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