Hares SGT, Joe Shlomo(now a qualified hare), and Mother Sucker(virgin hare) took us “Down the Rabbit Hole,” through Transworld University and several muddy fields in a fantastic run with a great turnout (45 people – 2nd largest Douliu Hash ever!). SGT also introduced a new trailmark: the Brown Bag Check – all hashers must find the brown bag and drink the entire contents before leaving the check!
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(This map does not include the loop through TransWorld University)
Our successful hares shared a drink, followed by first and second timers. We had three third timers. Ben acts like a 14 year old girl, skips on trail, and hands out pieces of his shoes to the masses. For his benevolence, he was named Pope Skipper the 14th. Aaron was a few hours shy of a degree in theology, and his bike proclaims his hipster status. He was named Hippie Christ Superstar. Craig was noticed for his fancy headgear and his ability to engage in one on one conversation. He was named Shut the Fedora. Our own SGT had a special name prepared for Amanda. She was named Miso Lucky for her tendency to make out with people.
AP had the men’s hashit. He nominated: Clam Jam for whining about being on time, CBB for skipping the Brown Bag stop, and Cia-Pat-Him-Down/Hippie Christ Superstar for being unable to take the hashit from him. Obviously, it went to Clam Jam. Ensnatchment had the women’s hashit, but it was snatched at the last minute by Sheetstain. She nominated: Lost and Found for plunging into the nasty sludge that Wrinkles loved so much, Cunnilinguini for failing to take the hashit, and Fucking Retard for splitting his shorts wide open. This clearly belonged to Fucking Retard, who we made drink since he obviously ripped his shorts open to receive the women’s hashit.
General penalties continued with Fucking Retard being called up again for not changing into new shorts. He was quickly called up again for pissing himself ever so slightly. AP and Lost and Found shared a drink from the boob and penis cups to celebrate their four years. Mother Sucker was called out for hoping that no one went down her rabbit hole at the start. The Itch and Sheetstain shared a broken arm/masturbation dedication drink, proving that we can always solve a problem by pulling together. Sheetstain was recognized for his driving abilities. Rommel Rouser made a public service announcement to say that we’re not a platform for cunts. DDT made a spectacular wheezing entrance after going the wrong way at the start, for which he drank. His Holiness Pope Skipper the 14th nominated Fucking Retard just so he could get a better view of his ass. CBB was called out for watching Fucking Retard take a piss. BBB was an apron wearing scribe. Absolut drank for her 30 runs. Ensnatchment and Whiskey O’Clock each had 10 runs. 4Stiff and SGT each had 40 runs. Chia-Pat-Him-Down and Hippie Christ Superstar were called out for trying to skip the Brown Bag stop. The original 14 who were at the very first Douliu hash shared a drink and got patches. Miso Lucky went on an angry rant about her name. We wrapped things up and proceeded to cause more havoc at dinner.
The next hash will be in Chiayi on April 27 with hares CBB, BBB, and Chia-Pat-Him-Down. On On!
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