This is BBB, your new scribe, signing on after technical difficulties and a bit of procrastination. Big run #40 was held in Tainan on November 24 with a fantastic turnout. Our hare Fucking Retard and a grumpy replacement hare Crampee Buxibum took our large group of drunken ramblers through parks, under bridges, over fences, to end up on the beach.
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Cunnilinguini was rewarded for being an excellent hostess. Then the small armies of first, second, and third timers (naming postponed) shared drinks. With everyone comfortable in the sand and getting drunker by the minute, we paused to celebrate the birthday of DDT, our fearless and senseless head. The birthday song was sung, and Croc and Lost & Found spanked him with their respective hashits.
The hares shared a drink for a (mostly) successful run despite getting caught by several people. Down downs began as the sun set.
Croc had the men’s hashit and nominated Fucking Retard and CBB for their (lack of?) trail blazing skills, twice. Obviously, Fucking Retard came away the winner. Lost & Found had the women’s hashit and attempted some nominations. She called out DDT for his birthday, “Boered Stiff†for not having cooler keys, and some first timer for joining us in the park after the run had started. However, since DDT and “Boered Stiff†are one and the same, Lost & Found found herself drinking for name abuse. In the end, the hashit honors went to DDT anyway.
With that, the floodgates opened for general penalties:
Accident Prone was finally given a belated catch patch. Clam Jam was called out for getting lost in Tainan again. Fucking Retard drank for impersonating God on the bridge and again for wearing his girlfriend’s shorts. Poop Shoot was nominated for driving all the way from Kaohsiung with a flat tire. Representatives from the Canadian and South African delegations drank for being clueless and talking too much. Sexy Safari was called out by SGT for the spicy salsa that she made for everyone. All who brought their dogs shared a drink, followed by a quiet down down.
We slowly managed to clean up and get everyone to The Big Happy for dinner, where down downs were drunkenly continued to the dismay of people trying to have a normal meal around us. SGT expressed his disappointment at having seen none of the available breasts but promptly showed one of his own.
Join us on December 29 for our New Year’s Eve run, which will be a normal, Saturday afternoon run. You may wear a red dress, but you’ll probably be sticking out quite a bit. More details to come! ON ON!
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