Douliu Hash #37 Run Report

Douliu Hash #37 showed up with a threat of a hurricane, but we managed to have good weather throughout, which no doubt aided not one, not two, but three harriers (Scratch The Itch, STD, and Accident Prone) in catching the solo hare, DDT, towards the end of a 7.5km long trail that lead through Douliu and the surrounding countryside.

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After settling down outside a small temple somewhere in the outskirts of Douliu, we got right down to business. It was kind of a slow month, and we only had two first timers, Mr. Chen and Cindy. There were four 2nd timers: Wen, Rachel, Daniel, and Tim. Finally, we had two 3rd timers. Ivy was given the name Playground Pedophile for her predilection in scoping out the playing kids during her free time (not to disappoint, she was trying to lure some kids into her van during the naming committee!). James was given the name Holy Shit! as he once passed out drunk in a public park and woke to find that someone had taken a shit directly into his open hand. If you see these two on trail, be sure to congratulate them and give them an ON ON to 10 runs!

STD, living on high after finally getting the catch he’s been wanting so badly, had the men’s hashit and managed to come up with three decent nominations: Scratch The Itch for running around half naked, Fucking Retard, for doing it doggie style and showing off the puppy they rescued a few months back, and our hare, DDT, for wearing a strawberry condom disguised as a reddish headband on his head. DDT handily won the nomination and sullenly took the hashit for a short while before losing it.

Whiskey O’Clock, already hitting the flask quite early, had the women’s hashit and managed to come up with three nominations: Mexican Dope, for being afraid of insects, Holy Shit & Wen, for running on the walkers trail, and herself, for not being able to come up with a third nomination. As you might have guessed, she managed to retain the women’s hashit and even managed to hold onto it during down downs.

-ANNOUNCEMENTS-
If you have any photos from the hash (any runs!) please hook up with SGT or bring them to the bar and put them on the laptop – I will get them from there! I want to add them to the gallery.

This Saturday, September 1st, ROXYAIR is taking flight at 4:00p.m. for an around the world tour! DDT has 12 countries lined up to visit – we’ll be sampling the music and whiskey from each country. Tickets will be sold in booklets of 5 and will cost around NT$200 – each ticket will get you one drink. Details are still developing, but show up at Roxy’s Bar this Saturday, September 1st at 4:00 p.m. to join us on a magic carpet ride!

Bonus – this Friday and Saturday will also see the return of old-timey hasher Outback Mountaineer. One of the first to be on the first Douliu Hash, he’ll be popping in for the weekend on business before leaving on Sunday. Stop in and say hello!

-GENERAL PENALTIES-
(I didn’t get to write much down, so much of this is from memory)

SGT started things off by nominating Accident Prone for running through the pain and managing to catch DDT despite great personal sacrifice – his heels were still bloody from where his shoes had rubbed them raw!

Wanting to rout out the naughty hashers, someone called for a whistle check and DDT managed to find several hashers who should have whistles and chalk to help others on trail. (they’ll learn one of these months/years).

Scratch The Itch and The Itch shared a drink from the Boob Cup and Penis Cup, respectively, while SGT called up Crampee Buxibum to celebrate his 20th hash and DDT to celebrate his 30th hare run! Congrats to both of them and ON ON to 30 hashes and 40 hare runs, respectively!

Finally, there was a quiet down down for all those hashers sitting idly and not making noise, while Playground Predator was called up for missing out on the hot monkey bar action happening nearby. Afterwards, Holy Shit managed to get all us drunkards gathered together for a big group photo (I would like a copy, thanks!) and we wrapped things up before shuttling off to Roxy’s Bar to enjoy some drinks and Han’s Pizza for dinner.

Next hashes are September 29, October 27, and November 24. We are tentatively planning on having the November hash in Tainan courtesy of Cunnilinguini and Fucking Retard, so plan accordingly! ON ON to next month!

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