Douliu Hash #26 was held on August 27, 2011. Dirty Dick took up the reins as a lone hare on a trail that led us from city to country, and points in between.
After congratulating DDT on another successful hare run and braving the onslaught of rain that ensured everyone got good and soaked, we started the down downs. As usual, we had several 1st timers in attendance, including Elisa, Emily, Annette, Yating, Angela, Will, and Matt. Several 2nd timers also came back for more cold, draft-brewed punishment, among them Christina, Kaley, Ted, Animal David, Peter (all the way from Jilong!). Finally, we had several third timers and plenty of names to give out.
Charl, who always wears his favorite Vietnamese Communist shirt and is one of the larger men on the hash, was given the name Joe Slomo in reference to the former head of the South African Communist Party. Malcolm, who has no problem getting girls back to his place but somehow always manages to fall asleep before coitus, was given the name Snooze Button. Iain, who amazed us all by remembering that he was on the hash and actually turning up at the start AND finish, was given the name The Dim Zim. Stefan, who had a rather unpleasant (or maybe not so much?) experience with a budding proctologist-disguised-as-a-beautiful-girl, was given the name ThumbBum. Finally, there was Annemarie. Her nickname in college was “Anna Banana.” What do you do with a banana? You peel it, obviously. However, since she is South African, we had to work some Afrikaans in there. The homophone piel is slang for “dick.” Given just how hot she is, we gave her the name “Sex-a-piel.” Congratulate all the third timers if you see them and help them wear their names with pride at the next down down.
Mexican Dope attempted to get rid of his Men’s Hashit by blaming 2nd timer Ted for going the wrong way and Paddy McGroin for eating things that should be smoked, but the hashit managed to make its way back to him as punishment for forgetting his third nomination (been hanging out with The Dim Zim too much lately?)
Cockpox also failed at getting rid of her hashit as she pointed fingers at Alex for showing up at the down down and drinking but not doing the trail, Budapoes, for showing his bum on trail, and Joe Slomo for losing his shoe. Due to the weak nominations, however, it came back to her and the hashit carriers shall continue to carry their burden next month.
-ANNOUNCEMENTS-
If you are not getting HHH text announcements, give your number to DDT so he can text you ahead of time.
Rugby World Cup is ON! ALL GAMES LIVE AT ROXYS – many games have pre-game betting and drink specials for the duration of the game OR while supplies last.
Roxy’s Supermarket is available! Looking for some hard-to-find delectables? Roxy’s can help. Ask for forms at the bar.
-GENERAL PENALTIES-
The down downs were another wild-west type of showdown, with things quickly getting out of order. Here I am, three weeks later, trying to make sense of hazy memories and badly written notes, so bear with me.
Paddy McGroin nominated DDT for wearing new shoes, but DDT refused to drink out of them. Sexapiel started things off by naming both Will (for pushing her off a bridge!) and 2nd timer Ted (for using a bad pickup line – Anyone remember what it was?)
There were far too many instances of name abuse being thrown around. Take your time, collect your thoughts, recognize who you want to drink, and use their hash name! (although it is getting harder seeing as how we’ve been taking on new hashers the past year like the Titanic took on water.)
Budapoes had the NOMINATION OF THE DAY for calling out Cockpox who held, nay, openly displayed and waved about the women’s hashit while talking to her student (for those that down know, the women’s hashit is a dildo-esque handle). Way to go contaminating the youth of Taiwan, Cockpox.
DDT was given another down down for not properly “wearing” his beer during nominations. Shame on him (perhaps Four Stiff needs to pour smaller beers). Thumbbum apparently managed to steal the hashit three times… and subsequently lose it three times, so he had a butterfinger down down.
1st timer Will nominated Budapoes for wearing a “Lampard” shirt – making a reference to the Taiwanese “Lampah” which means testicles. Animal David had a drink for being found wandering around a Vietnamese restaurant off-trail after everyone else had already finished.
Snooze Button nominated Thumbbum for being naughty – he was apparently messing around with a farmer’s crops and got caught and thoroughly chewed out. Shame on you, Thumbbum. It’s not your job to give the hash a bad name – that’s what the mismanagement committee is for!
There were also several thirsty down downs as well as a whistle check before DDT lost all control and we decided to call it good. Dinner was at the Campo Cafe, a rather new place, where hashers were distressed to learn there was no beer. A quick run to a 7-11 across the street solved that problem pretty fast and everyone seemed to enjoy dinner. Afterwards, drinks as usual were had at Roxy’s as we partied late into the night.
Next hash is Saturday, September 24. Remember that we have moved to the LAST SATURDAY of every month. Still meeting at the Douliu Baseball Stadium at 1 p.m.
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