Douliu Hash #21 Run Report

Douliu Hash #21 was held on April 16, 2011. We had a decent sized group of people show up for a beautiful trail through the woods, ravines, and mountains of Linnei, Taiwan.

GPS Map of Trail

Here is the interactive map from Everytrail.com:


After inviting our hares, DDT and Crampee Buxibum, up for a celebratory drink, we had our first timers – Peter, Ian, Stefan, Malcolm, Nicole, and Charl – come up to have a drink. We had two second timers, Tom and Annemarie, who joined us the trail. Finally, we had one third timer, Luke, whom we didn’t know much about. We knew his father was from Hungary, but he was born and raised in South Africa. We also suspected that he might be asexual and have both male and female genitalia, so we decided to name him Hungary Hungary Hermaphrodite (Triple H), although a name change may be in the works.

Kiwi Cunt Guzzler had the men’s hashit, but could only provide 2 nominations:

  • Charl – for wearing a shirt that supported Communism
  • Paddy McGroin – for being too damn clean

Since he was unable to name a third nominee, co-head SGT took over and named KCG as the third nominee for failing to live up to his duties. Of course, he easily won the vote and retained the men’s hashit

DDT failed to give out the women’s hashit (there were no eligible hashers on the trail!), but he did come up with three nominations:

  • KCG – For going the wrong way right from the start, completely missing the trail marks, and leading the 1st and 2nd timers astray
  • SGT – For being a dumbass, watching the walkers go the wrong way, and deciding to shortcut, the wrong way
  • 1st timer Nichole – for knowing exactly what do with the women’s hashit

The crowd overwhelmingly roared in favor of SGT taking possession of the women’s hashit, and he made a display of drinking his down-down beer off of it.

-ANNOUNCEMENTS-

  • After every hash, Tiger beers/Draft Beers are NT$80 at Roxy’s Bar for all hashers
  • The TLH3 will be moving to the 4th Saturday of the every month. That’s right. We will no longer be on the 3rd Saturday of the month. Our next hash will be Saturday, May 28th!
  • TLH3 shirts are available! All sizes! High Quality! NT$350! Support your hash – buy a shirt at the hash or at Roxy’s Bar!
  • Every Sunday there is a DIY BBQ at Roxy’s Bar. You bring your own meat, grill it, Roxy’s provides sides and salads. It’s a very laid back, relaxed atmosphere; a great way to end the week.
  • -GENERAL PENALTIES-
    Paddy McGroin started things off by nominating SGT for not ironing his Mismanagement Committee vest. DDT turned that around to a nomination for Moaning Grinder for not ironing SGT’s Mismanagement Committee vest.

    2nd Timer Annemarie made a nomination for all the hashers wearing pink hats (1st timer Peter and KCG).

    In a series of downdowns, 1st timer Stefan was nominated for complaining about going uphill on trail while smoking, for being late because he was taking a shower, for talking about Stargate on trail, and for being thirsty.

    Stefan came back with a nomination for Charl and Malcom to “get the fuck over it” and for LARPing on trail.

    Paddy McGroin made a nomination for DDT and CB – showing respect for the “older generation.” It quickly turned into a triple as PM joined the two for doubting the geezers’ abilities.
    Stefan then nominated “Bafana Bafana” (Paddy McGroin) for brown nosing with the hares.

    KCG attempted to make several nominations but was stopped pretty much every time for name abuse.

    SGT called out PM and KCG for stash abuse and canoodling. KCG was made to drink from the penis cup. 1st timer Nichole made sure to get a picture.

    1st timer Peter had a nomination for all the South African’s for speaking Afrikaans.

    SGT called for a hashit check. Of course, he had held onto his, but KCG had lost is when he went to make room.

    Finally, 1st timer Nichole was nominated for getting aroused on trail as her plentiful bosom rubbed against the rope (going up, down, or both?). This “perking up” down down was a first for the Douliu Hash, and there should be photographic evidence in the gallery.

    Thanks to 1st timer Nichole and MG for pictures of the trail and down downs. Thanks to DDT, CB, and Four Stiff, for organizing a great day. Next hash is May 28th!
    ON ON!


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