Douliu Hash #19, “An Oily Wanky Run,” was held on March 5, 2011. Newly qualified hare iPodAlong and virgin hare Satisfaction GuaranTit took the hashers on a level, 6.3km run meandering through the Douliu Countryside. As always, here is a GPS Map of the area.
And here is the Everytrail map.
-DOWN DOWN-
As always, we started off with having our two successful hares come up and have a drink. Then we invited several hashers who had left the island since the last hash to partake in the refreshments. These included DDT, Crampee Buxibum, Fucking Retard, 3rd Timer Amanda, and Cunnilinguini.
As usual, there were several 1st timers at the Douliu Hash. These included Bobby and Carla, Lucy, Jamie, Jessica, Bill, and Anna. There were also two 2nd timers, Li and Luke, with us at the hash. Finally, there was one 3rd timer, Amanda. Given her predilection for entrapping men into having sex with her, we though it was only right that we name her Ensnatchment. May she wear the name proudly on the Douliu Hash and may many men fall to her charms.
Schnitzel Swallower was the bearer of the men’s hashit (why?) and she came up with three fine nominations.
- Li – For being late to the hash because she was shopping
- Luke – For being the most color coordinated hasher with his black and orange Halloween motif
- Carla – For wearing jeans and flip flops to the hash
Luke handily won the nomination and fashionably accepted his men’s hashit, which he shall bear next Saturday at Douliu hash #20.
The women’s hashit was carried by Fucking Retard, whose nominations left us all wondering what the hell he was talking about.
- Schnitzel Swallower – For breaking the men’s hashit
- Schnitzel Swallower again – For breaking a secret pact she made with FR to give him the hashit
- Cunnilinguini & Ensnatchment – For stepping on graves during the hash and cutting their legs
DDT, being of sound mind, took it upon himself to offer FR as the fourth nomination, which won in a landslide, so Fucking Retard will bear the women’s hashit next Saturday at Hash #20.
-ANNOUNCEMENTS-
Douliu Hash #20 will be in Chiayi. Hares are DDT and Crampee Buxibum (Virgin hare!). See the details in the other post.
Douliu hash t-shirts are still available for NT$350. They are high quality, and we have all sizes. Support your hash! Buy a shirt!
-General Penalties-
Ensnatchment and Cunnilinguini took the floor and offered up most of the general penalties, getting everyone from Fucking Retard (multiple times – it’s so easy!) for losing the hashit, to whistle checks, to quiet down downs.
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell turned himself in for not having a whistle. Remember, all 3rd timers and hashers with names must have a whistle on trail.
2nd timer Luke called out Schnitzel Swallower for jizzing in her pants (see the photo gallery), although many were left wondering if someone else hadn’t left some behind.
1st timer Carla nominated Grandmaster DDT for not wearing pants (American English: Underwear), although it was deemed a weak nomination and Carla had to drink. You can check the photo gallery for the alleged “offense.”
DDT nominated Crampee Buxibum for withstanding a horrendous fart. Before the down down, the two had been sharing a bench. CB felt the vibration of a phone and asked DDT if he was going to answer it. When it kept on, he realized it was, in fact, not a cell phone, but a tremendous burst of flatulence from DDT’s ass. CB’s clothes were immediately burned and he may be undergoing chemotherapy.
Several hashers were wearing new shoes on trail, including DDT, and they were chided for not having the sense to break their shoes in beforehand.
Finally, DDT nominated iPodAlong for not once removing his backpack while loading coolers in the morning.
With that, the hash wrapped up and we proceeded down the road to the Mushroom House Restaurant (雨æ‘) where we had a fine meal, with an on-after at Roxy’s.
Be sure to join us next Saturday, March 19 in Chiayi for Hash #20.
ON ON!
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