Douliu Hash #15 was held on October 16, 2010 in a beautiful area of Yunlin County between Douliu and Linnei. This trail was mostly on asphalt through winding countryside with plenty of inclines to slow down even the fastest hashers. Hares were Dirty Dick of Touliu and Bush Diving Boer, who put together a great trail. If you see them, be sure to say thanks!
Here’s a proper GPS map that you can check out the surrounding countryside with:
-DOWN DOWN-
As usual, we started off by inviting our hares, Dirty Dick of Touliu and Bush Diving Boer up for a drink. They were subsequently awarded the first ever TLH3 Hare patches!
As has been common the past few months, we had several new hashers: Onion, James, Joshua, David, Miles, and Amanda. Second time hashers included Neil, Ian, and Jake.
Finally, we had three third time hashers. Bun, from South Africa, came to Taiwan a few months ago and hasn’t missed a hash since. Possible names included Full Moon Rising (She mooned us twice on her first hash) and Bi the Numbers (She is bisexual and has an oddly unmathematical tattoo on her foot). However, we ultimately decided to go with the name of Bisexual Boer Banger (BBB). We feel assured she will wear this name well and make the hash proud.
Christa, also from South Africa, arrived in Taiwan with BBB and has been on the last few hashes. Given her proclivity to not sit in chairs, we were going to go with Selective Squatter. However, we also learned that, as opposed to BBB, Christa is quite asexual – she apparently doesn’t enjoy sex that much. So, we were going to name her Barren Boer Pussy until we heard a hilarious tale from KFC about how Miles had given her the nickname “Steven” and told her she had “stevenish” qualities. Given this information, we ultimately decided that we had to name her “Steven,” a name which shall stand out as oddly unique and hilarious in the annals of hashing.
Our third 3rd timer was none other SpamJammer from the Kaohsiung Hash. He won’t be getting a TLH3 name unless he does something remarkably stupid (here’s hoping), but he, along with BBB and Steven, was awarded a TLH3 Member Patch. If you see BBB, Steven, or SpamJammer, be sure to welcome them to the Kaohsiung Hash.
-HASHITS-
KTV had the women’s hashit and had three nominations
- BDB – for getting lost, arriving late (after DDT had taken off haring), and writing curly strokes into the finish (see pictures in gallery)
- Onion & James – for being chatty cathies
- Double Dicker – for having Neil move a huge stone table at the down down (and looking on ambivalently) so that he could sit closer
Onion and James easily won the vote with their feminine behavior and shall share the hashit next month.
Silvernuts had the men’s hashit and offered three very weak nominations
- BDB – for not showing up (to which BDB replied “I’m here.”)
- KFC – for saying “I wish I didn’t take so much speed and drink before a hash run. It’s not good.” which is, more than likely, perfectly acceptable hash behavior.
- Everyone with a name who doesn’t have a whistle (which Silvernuts couldn’t name)
Given the weak nominations, DDT had no choice but to offer a 4th nomination for Silvernuts, who easily won and will remain the reigning Men’s Hashit carrier.
-ANNOUNCEMENTS-
The Kaohsiung Hash Family Weekend Away is coming up on Nov. 6 & 7. There will be a run on Saturday at 1 p.m. and another Sunday morning at 9 a.m. Douliu Hashers are invited to join the Kaohsiung Hashers. However, dinner spaces may be limited as there will be approximately 40 Kaohsiung hashers. Keep an eye on Roxy’s website for announcements about the dinner situation.
Be sure to pick up your litter. DDT found several empty and full beer tins at the start when we went back for the car run. Hashers are accommodated in many ways by the local community and in return, we always leave our starts and finishes cleaner than when we found them. Do put forth the effort to clean up after yourself and everyone else.
The Fengtay 10k run is this Saturday, October 23. If you haven’t registered, it’s probably too late, but you can check the website or ask Four Stiff for more information.
TLH3 Shirts are still available at Roxy’s Bar. We are currently out of Small and 3XL, but we plan to have more by next week. Keep checking back at Roxy’s as the new shipment should be in soon.
-GENERAL PENALTIES-
As a hash, we would be remiss if we didn’t start out by giving Bush Diving Boer a down down for General Jackassery. Knowing full well he was the co-hare, he took off with Schnitzel Swallower to go pick up some friends from the train station. Knowing full well where the start was (and having been there not 2 hours before), he headed off in a completely different direction toward Jianhushan. This resulted in him arriving 1:20 after DDT had taken off haring, planning to do the trail by himself. BDB shows up, races by the start yelling “Does anyone have any chalk?” and sprints off to catch up with DDT. Fortunately, he did catch him and the trail worked out rather well, but he did deserve a few down downs for his behavior.
KTV called out BBB and Onion for being chatty cathies. Immediately after they drank, they sat down and started canoodling again, at which point DDT again called them up to drink.
SpamJammer had a double nomination for DDT and BDB. Upon hearing that they went to the same high school in South Africa, SJ wondered whether there could be a father/son relationship between them. However, after much thought, he decided that was impossible – it must be a grandfather/grandson relationship!
KFC and SGT were awarded their TLH3 10 run patch. Patches will be given out to all who deserve them (run patches, hare patches, and member patches), but it will be done over the next few months, so please be patient – you will get your patches.
SGT nominated Hairy Fucker The Irish Cunt for his wonderful color coordination (good to see him back in his fashionable stride) and then DDT presented him with the first TLH3 catch patch for catching DDT a few runs ago. KFC and KTV were also awarded their TLH3 catch patch for the catching DDT and iPodAlong on the same run.
SpamJammer nominated KTV, saying that he was on trail, tired, and wanted to quit. Right then, however, this beautiful woman appeared, sweaty, breathing hard, with a cock in her hand – it was KTV with the women’s hashit and it was like an angelic inspiration to SJ to keep running.
Rommel Router was awarded his TLH3 member patch and 10 run patch (he has more than 10 runs).
Several quiet down downs were given out to Cunnilinguini, Double Dicker, TittieTonic, and 2nd timer Neil.
SpamJammer, KTV, and Hairy Fucker received a TLH3 hare patch for haring on the first ever TLH3 run over a year ago.
2nd timer Jake nominated DDT for ripping on Four Stiff, to which KFC nominated Jake for “meddling in domestic affairs,” to which SGT nominated Four Stiff for once again helping so much with the hash, the new patches, the t-shirts (still available! at Roxy’s), and dinner that she deserves more praise.
It was a rather short down down as had a late start and it was already getting dark. We agreed to call it a night, clean up the area, and heading over for a fantastic Taiwanese meal at a local restaurant that only cost NT$300 per person – an incredible deal and thanks to Four Stiff for putting it together!
On on until next month and check the gallery for pictures (when Schnitzel Swallower uploads them).
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